DONE DEAL, HELL CAT! YOU’RE IN πŸ™ŒπŸΎ

Now go, go, go!  

Go find THE VIP EMAIL in your box! You've got 30 minutes before this message will self-destruct. There is a rocket launcher! And a Rihanna action figure! And a booby tassel! And a diamond-encrusted keychain!

Okay, fine, there are none of those, but there is a VERY SPECIAL GIFT. 

Head there now to see what it is!